waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
Believe it or not, George isn’t at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out or I’d pick up the phone, where could I be?
Believe it or not, I’m not home
One of my favorite things in the entire world forever.
“I cannot claim to you that I’m wearing a bra or that I look at all presentable,” Amy Schumer told BuzzFeed last Thursday, connecting by phone while she sat in an airport lounge while suffering from the nausea of eating too many yogurt-covered raisins.